Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 23, 2013

because an object will remain in motion unless acted on by outside force. he would have got a proper response had he pulled the next car over … the one with Einstein, Galileo, and Newton in it.

It seems they each have a different philosophy on the matter…

If they get a ticket, they can always try to confuse….er…. I mean, convince the judge….

What is TRVTH?

how would you define “pulled” ? and why “over” ?

“Does it have to do with crystal spheres?”

I’m sure he doesn’t want Freud’s analysis.

Kant one of them tell him?

Are you putting DesCartes before de horse?

He recently pulled over Heisenberg and Schroedinger, too. He asked them, “Do you know how fast you were going?” and Heisenberg replied, “No, but I know exactly where I am!” Then the cop decided he’d better search the car. He exclaimed, “Hey, do you guys know you have a dead cat in the trunk?!”“Well, we do NOW!” retorted Schroedinger.

They all pleaded the Fifth.

There’s nuthin Neitche couldn’t teach-yaabout the raisin’ of the wrist.

Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

— Monty Python

They weren’t born yesterday you know…

No, wait, that’s not how that saying works…. hmmm.

Is this like charades?

Do I know why you pulled me over? Why, NO, Officer - I thought YOU’D know that….

" Because I’m a pig, driving a convertible…

They left Zeno behind because they wanted to get to where they were going.

They’re all morons, that’s why. Only Vizzini can tell you why.

Bone up on something other than brains.

Fingers wagging, none of them had sex with that girl.