Herman by Jim Unger for August 28, 2013

extra long rope on the hot water, must be tapping nearer the earths core.

I thought two-handle faucets had gone out of style.

And the really long rope off to the side will get you tea.

Hey, go easy on him; it’s the first time he got the joke…

Costanza gets jokeSlithers away…

mexican “running” water

You gotta be really cranky to get hot water there.

It’ll just be tepid by the time you crank it to the top.

Hey! I got it too. Funny!

…wow, living up to your name, I see…

@jadoo823 even more so if his name was curmudgeonTrollJackass

Now, now—let’s all be nice.

now this one is absolutely “brilliant”….!!!and @punmeister said, “and the really long rope off to the side will get you tea.”

…and thats one of the best comments I’ve seen in quite a while…. KUDOs

The hot will be cold by the time you crank that baby up.

I’m just sorry for the poor sob who had to dig those two wells..

Oh that was brilliant but subtle.

This looks like someone is pulling my chain.

…i believe, the deeper the well, the closer to the earth’s core, therefore, the hotter the water…