Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2013

Transcript:

Rip Haywire Rip: Cobra is one dangerous female. And always one step ahead of me. Rip and TNT are captured on a mission and forced to talk! Rip tells a story about his ex-girlfriend. Cactus: Our scout's tell us she's whoopin' up powerful medicine for this war party. Rip: "Ka akua panana." Cactus: You've heard of it? Rip: You could say that. Cactus: We can't let her get possession of this. If it goes on the black market - well, let's just say chili's won't be making chicken crispers anymore. Rip: I always substitute french fries for mashed potatoes. Cactus: This one's the grande tetons of trouble, amigo. I'm looking to you to climb it. Rip: With pleasure. TNT: Cobra Carson? I had hoped that hot number was out of our lives for good. Rip: Dangerous women are like magnets to me - especially this sugar bullet. TNT: How're you going to find her? Rip: She's hooked on Haywire, and though she lives in danger-town, she'll want to make a pit stop in smoochieville. TNT: I hate your metaphors. Rip: Shut up, they're awesome.