Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 01, 2013
Rip: Breezy, you need to give me the wish-granting statue! I've got to use it to get Cobra to love me again! Or at least have a "date night" with me once a month! Breezy: I can't say no to that chin. But one condition: I wish there was a crystal ball to look into Rip's future! Rip: Sweet Marty McFly!