Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2013
Rip: Breezy, come down from there and give me the tiki. Breezy: Why? So you can wish your no-good ex-girlfriend would love you as much as you love her? Nuh-uh! Rip: Butt out of my love life, nosey McShnoz! Breezy: Rip, facing the truth is the only way you'll bounce back and move on! Rip: I don't want to bounce! Ka-shake! Breezy: Neither did I!