FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 06, 2013

Andy, Andy, Andy. Why are you so clueless when coffee-less Roger tells you of his misadventures?

And Andy, maybe now that Roger’s finished the story of his day, maybe you’ve learned a lesson about MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

If I were Rodger’s employer, I go over to his house and tell it to Andy’s face “You… (Andy) ARE FIRED!!!”

Than have a Lawyer slap her a Suppression Order to keep her from harassing my employee (Rodger) and keep her (supposed) “good intentions” to herself!

Roger, there must be a Starbucks or other coffee shop near your office. Make an executive decision and have a cup of coffee before you get to the office. You could even have a cup of coffee with lunch.

Another alternative is to get some of those new energy drinks. Red Bull comes to mind.

I’m going to make a prediction. ANdy is going to get caught (by one of the kids) with a cup of coffee.

Congratulations on living in the only urban area in existance without a Starbucks on every corner.

When this strip was written there was NOT a starbucks on every corner

It looks like Roger is drinking a soda. He should be getting a little caffine from it, especially if it is a Mountain Dew.

Andy, your big idea just bombed.

She should move to New York, in light of Michael Bloomberg.

If I were Roger, I’d lock Andy into a large barrel of freshly brewed coffee and let her steep for an hour or so or until she became addicted to coffee, then I’d let her out confident that she’d never interfere with my coffee ever again.Problem solved.

Roger doesn’t know how to hit Starbucks on the way to work?!?

Maybe he wandered into Dilbet’s building..