Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 05, 2013

“Why does the Porridge Bird lay its eggs in the air?”

Yes on comments to her.

Answers and questions? She must be a Jeopardy champion actress.

She is a Lohan predecessor. A bit of Tarzan counselling will straighten her out. He’s the Dr. Phil of the Sahara.

In adventure stories, being placed in mortal danger does wonders for a young person’s maturity.

“Wiseacre”? Who talks like that?

Is Tarzan going to start talking like Barry White?,“Baby I’ve been thinking how you’ve grown to be a woman; and how much that makes me feel like a man..”etc..

Who said she was successful? And she’s mature because she knows she’s immature?And she’s maturing by the minute because she’s admitting she’s even more immature by the minute? Wait, my head is starting to spin.

she seems to be a ‘mature’ flirt – subtle and accomplished …

This is sounding more and more like a “Dr. Philfh” intervention show than an ERB jungle action/adventure story. Come on Tarzan, get out of that snake-pit and back to Jane in good, old hopping Nairobi before the rest of that film crew arrives! :)> OutOfHollywoodAGowa!!

Between Frenchie and Tarzan, there is enough snow to go skiing on the Sahara.

But the lady’s in love!