Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 05, 2013
May 04, 2013
May 06, 2013
Transcript:
heeeere's the wind up.... rj: dude, baseball's soooo slow....and hardly anyone gets their leg torn off. did I mention it's slow? verne: RJ, it's beauty is in the moments in between plays.... verne: ...when options are considered and strategy is put into action. RJ: spitting is not action. verne: baseball is forever. eternal. special. rj: christmas is special....finding a fuzzy milk dud in your pocket is special...baseball is....whack! posey hits a high fly ball to deep center. it's going...going...gone!!! Rj: If only that happened all the time. verne: then it wouldn't be special.
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TheDOCTOR almost 11 years ago
Go Pirates!
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
GO PIRATES !
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
baseball should be discouraged. every time some rich guy wants a new stadium, he goes hat in hand to local governments asking for public money to pay for his stadium. threatens to move the team to another city. and supports groups that do not want government intervention in business. so, many local governments cave in to his demands, and to pay for his stadium. to pay for it, they either have to raise bonds and/or raise taxes. because, having a new stadium will lead to a winning team is their thought process.
Gator007 almost 11 years ago
GO BRAVES!!!!
starfighter441 almost 11 years ago
If it isn’t played on ice and no blood flows, it isn’t really a sport.
jbmlaw01 almost 11 years ago
Although a Braves fan, it is hard to root against Buster Posey (from Georgia) or Matt Cain (from Tennessee.)
rugeirn almost 11 years ago
Baseball is a subtle, intricate game that requires a fan with a live brain. Small children and idiots require constant mental stimulation to maintain attention. You know you’re a functioning adult when you can maintain your own attention for nine innings.
AAdoglover Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Golf is boring. Baseball is filled with intricate moments of subtlety and strategy. People who can’t figure that should stick with blood sports.
MisterDave almost 11 years ago
As a baseball writer, I’ve had this type of conversation far too many times. This is getting printed out and put on the corkboard.
emjaycee almost 11 years ago
GO GIANTS!!! (SF, I mean.)
David Bethke Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Go Cubs! (And take the White Sox with you!)
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
If scoring happened all the time, it would be basketball.
RoninBob almost 11 years ago
When he said spitting he left out the wonder of the batter stepping out of the batters box and re-adjusting his nuts and his batting glove.They should televise little league the kids put on a much better show.If they didn’t serve alcohol there wouldn’t be too many people there.
battycomic Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Not to mention the game would never end.
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
I have trouble dividing my attention. That’s why I prefer baseball to basketball, football, or soccer.
Commycon almost 11 years ago
Go Giants! Sweet Sweep!
starfighter441 almost 11 years ago
Only if they can turn right as well, which lets out NASCAR and the majority of Indiecar drivers.
water_moon almost 11 years ago
I love baseball in a statium, can’t stand it on TV, opposite with football, must have to do with the seasons…..