Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 20, 2013

When you can teleport or dimension shift, far is not relative.

I get the feeling that Lord What’sHisFace is going to turn out to be the opposite of humility.

I’m so excited to meet Lord Splendid! I wonder if he looks anything like the MLP male pony design: http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/3288/62149/CI_62149_1336087311.jpg

Like paparazzi to celebrities…

Marigold seems very pleased with that fact.

Ooh, an adventure!

I’ve been considering the fact that he has never been seen, and there are two possibilities. !) He doesn’t exist, he’s just a unicorn someone made up. 2) He caught sight of himself in a mirror and has no-one like Phoebe to snap him out of it. How long can a unicorn stare at oneself in a mirror anyway?

Or are you?

Unicorns are never far? I thought far would be the perfect place for a unicorn. I have never seen one so I just assumed they are in place I never been and I been to all the close places, Far is the one place I never been so that must be where unicorns are. Now you make Unicorns sound like a Starbucks.

OK who is more humble . . . you, or me? No question I am the most humble. I am so humble that when I see myself in a mirror and realize how handsome I am . . . it catches me by surprise.

I’m wondering, what program your using for your artwork?

I have to admit, I would never have imagined Marigold referring to herself and other unicorns as ‘annoying’ in any form, shape or fashion!

Marigold used a contraction! Phoebe is definitely rubbing off on her.

Wow, I’ve been wondering how Phoebe manages to get on Marigold, and here is the answer… climb aboard!