Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 11, 2021
July 10, 2021
July 12, 2021
Transcript:
Cathy: ...Sixteen! What did you get? Irving: What did I get for what?? Cathy: What did you get for your crouton calculation? Irving: My what?? Cathy: When your salad arrived, and you visualized all the croutons laid in flat rows, how many did you calculate would equal one piece of bread? Irving: Why would I do that? Cathy: So you'd know how many croutons you could eat! Irving: Why couldn't I eat all my croutons? Cathy: Because as soon as you eat enough croutons to equal two pieces of bread, you'll feel terrible! Irving: Because then your SALAD has o count as a SANDWICH! Cathy: NO!! A salad NEVER, EVER, EVER, counts as a sandwich!! It doesn't matter HOW MANY croutons you eat! Irving: I give up. Saleswoman: Masters of so many complex sports......Yet they'll never really understand the rules of "salad".
moosemin almost 3 years ago
This is where Cathy Guisewite is best; Playing with the different outlooks on things by male & female!
summerdog almost 3 years ago
Just pour a thick layer of dressing on them, and you’ll never know.
belgarathmth almost 3 years ago
According to the information on my croutons packages, a handful of croutons is way more fattening than a slice of bread. A half dozen flavored croutons, (the big kind), has 300 to 400 calories. I think they’re made with lots of butter and lard or something.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Salad has “rules”!? Not my salad! My salad is a wild lawless vegetable rebel.
me_the_polish_gull almost 3 years ago
I don’t know why, but always, when I was making a salad, it had to always contain fresh spinach.
O-Kay almost 3 years ago
Poor Irving. He really thought he had it there for a minute…
hendelca Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Salad is something you have to eat so your wife feels like you are eating something healthy – even with croutons and a rich salad dressing.
lindz.coop Concert???? Wow. Still not allowed here although some of the restaurant patios have live entertainment in the evening. Evidently our restaurants can finally open for inside eating this coming Friday – that and cinemas and concerts with capacity limits. It was a thrill last night to get an ice cream cone and walk on the boardwalk. I think that is the furthest I have been from home in months.
Really hazy out today – the north breeze is bring a lot of smoke from the forest fires. No fires close to us thankfully.Enjoy this beautify Sunday.
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
Personally, my approach to dining?
1. Brain off … 2. Eat!
Probably way too simple for THESE two, though …
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I have to give Irving credit for coming up with the sandwich idea. I personally had no idea where Cathy was going with this.
El-Kabong almost 3 years ago
Food perverts are wearing out their welcome.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just make it easy and skip the croutons…I’d much rather have some avocado or egg or something with good fat than to eat fried bread.
AtomicForce91 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Are these the same two that work in the department store?