Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 05, 2013

Just a slave to their desires.

Lio, just be glad they didn’t probe you.

What a turn of events- the aliens have the U.S. citizen working in their home for free.

They do and they were looking for the Maytag repair man, but they had to settle for Lio.

Next chore up, peelin’ spuds.

Gosh! Where did the aliens even find a washboard these days? Did they abduct a zydeco band?

Friends don’t ask friends to do their laundry.

“…and when you’re do with that, the toilet’s backed up again!”

Gee, you’d think they would have by now come up with a painless way to do laundry.

Oh boy.

welllll…the other alien use for humans is to eat them.

Day #2 of a rerun week with 2008 episodes.

I know how he feels. If I was abducted by aliens the first thing they would do would be to hand me a tool box. No one wants anything to do with me until they have something they need me to work on.

Scary to think that all the alien abductions have only been because they need a dab of domestic drudgery done.

you would think that they had better technology