Man in green: Oh, that's my honorary academic probation from Harvard.
And further to my left is my parole certificate.
Yeah, probably double-secret academic probation.
“Oh, and have you seen my rosette for Best in Show?”
“Would you like to see my third grade basketball trophy? My team finished 0-15, but we got it for participating…”
Ah, yes, and my “Most time spent in detention for Rowdiness” award! Signed by the State Governor himself!! That’s my real favorite!
It’s right next to my Darwin Award (runner-up) for most failed suicide attempts.
I have a Double Secret Probation from Faber
and I was given 500 hours of community service!
That and $10US will get you a cup of coffee ’most anywhere in the country!
November 07, 2013
el8 over 11 years ago
And further to my left is my parole certificate.
Hugh B. Hayve over 11 years ago
Yeah, probably double-secret academic probation.
pcolli over 11 years ago
“Oh, and have you seen my rosette for Best in Show?”
mkahn over 11 years ago
“Would you like to see my third grade basketball trophy? My team finished 0-15, but we got it for participating…”
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ah, yes, and my “Most time spent in detention for Rowdiness” award! Signed by the State Governor himself!! That’s my real favorite!
gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago
It’s right next to my Darwin Award (runner-up) for most failed suicide attempts.
Auntie Socialist over 11 years ago
I have a Double Secret Probation from Faber
TheAuldWan over 11 years ago
and I was given 500 hours of community service!
Lamberger over 11 years ago
That and $10US will get you a cup of coffee ’most anywhere in the country!