Well……You go down the road till you see a big tree on your right, after that look to the left about 50 feet and you will see a side road. Now go past that about 2 miles and look for a fork in the road. Go right about a mile and then look to the right for a sign. Cross the bridge avoiding the troll then come to a magical tree inhabited by elves. Now comes the tricky part.
The first GPS we got had a man’s voice, and gave directions similar to those. (I think he got a job with Apple.) We got a new one with a woman’s voice, and she says “Turn here, you idiot”.
When we first moved here … 25+ years ago … people would give us directions like “turn where the barn used to be”. Now we find ourselves doing the same thing. It may be time to move.
…if it’s not there, then try 5.66 blocks to the NE (as the crow flies). If that ain’t it, try 8 blocks to the west. (Have you tried four blocks vertically?)
Just before Christmas…. coming back from mailing the Christmas cards at the nearest mall, I stopped a woman and gave her directions. ……. she hadn’t asked. ….. Turned out… she did need directions.
I think the only reason so many people live in San Francisco is because they couldn’t find their way out.EVERY time I go into that city, it takes an hour to get out . . . even the trash collector I asked didn’t know how to get to the GG bridge.
battle of plattsburgh over 11 years ago
Otherwise, you can’t get there from here.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well……You go down the road till you see a big tree on your right, after that look to the left about 50 feet and you will see a side road. Now go past that about 2 miles and look for a fork in the road. Go right about a mile and then look to the right for a sign. Cross the bridge avoiding the troll then come to a magical tree inhabited by elves. Now comes the tricky part.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Wrong directions given. Its actually some what southwest in the eastern part just over YONDER.
Dani Rice over 11 years ago
The first GPS we got had a man’s voice, and gave directions similar to those. (I think he got a job with Apple.) We got a new one with a woman’s voice, and she says “Turn here, you idiot”.
ttom2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
This reminds of asking for directions before GPS. When the person said you can’t miss it, I knew I was in trouble.
jadoo823 over 11 years ago
…doesn’t anybody know how to read a map anymore?
Celad over 11 years ago
The other north.
Linguist over 11 years ago
Don’t ask me. I’m lost,too.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
Turn left where the old church used to be.
annamargaret1866 over 11 years ago
When we first moved here … 25+ years ago … people would give us directions like “turn where the barn used to be”. Now we find ourselves doing the same thing. It may be time to move.
gene1969 over 11 years ago
when you come to the fork in the road, pick it up…
Greyhame over 11 years ago
“…that’ll get you back here, but you’ll be headed in the right direction.”
fishbulb239 over 11 years ago
…if it’s not there, then try 5.66 blocks to the NE (as the crow flies). If that ain’t it, try 8 blocks to the west. (Have you tried four blocks vertically?)
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Just before Christmas…. coming back from mailing the Christmas cards at the nearest mall, I stopped a woman and gave her directions. ……. she hadn’t asked. ….. Turned out… she did need directions.
unnormal over 11 years ago
I think the only reason so many people live in San Francisco is because they couldn’t find their way out.EVERY time I go into that city, it takes an hour to get out . . . even the trash collector I asked didn’t know how to get to the GG bridge.