Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 27, 2012
December 21, 2012
December 28, 2012
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky in "Rush to Judgment" Hound: Oxycontin! Vicodin! Percodan! I need MORE! Maid: But, Mr. Hollingsworth, I don't have any more! Hound: I don't care how you get it -- I NEED MORE! Maid: Mr. Hollingsworth needs more prescription drugs! Weasel: If he's willing to pay, there are ways to get them for him! Maid:: Here, Mr. Hollingsworth! To get these, I had to... Hound: Don't care! Gimme!! Later Hound: What th--? The Ducksville HOLLINGSWORTH HOUND ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION DRUGS And so Hound: Sob! I've got a PROBLEM! It's a SICKNESS! I need TREATMENT! Judge: Your shame is punishment enough, Mr. Hound. You're free to go! Hound: SNIF Meanwhile Lucky Ducky; This little wacky weed sure helps my aunt with her chemotherapy! DEA Police: CAUGHT YOU, LUCKY DUCKY! BAM Hound: The Justice System was tough on ME! It better not coddle a menace like YOU! Judge: For participating in the illegal drug industry, I sentence you to... Only six months in jail! Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha!
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Nebulous Premium Member over 11 years ago
6 months of free room and board, with medical care?How lucky can he get?
sottwell over 11 years ago
That all depends on where you are. You might get forced to sit in a chair for four days being ignored until you collapse and die of a ruptured appendix.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 11 years ago
Interesting. I just submitted a comment regarding the President’s recent comment regarding marijuana use and it vanished. He said, “We’ve got bigger fish to fry.” Maybe I triggered some auto-delete algorithm.
kapock over 11 years ago
If Hollingsworth Hound gets put away, you’re just punishing all those who depend on him, like his maid and his dealer. He’s too big to jail.
pam Miner over 11 years ago
“steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king”
Space_cat over 11 years ago
Cops took and ounce of weed off me last week, first time in the 30+ years i’ve been smoking it. All I got was a slap on the wrist! I’m the Lucky Ducky indeed except i’m out the money I spent!