Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 14, 2012

…..he got a point there….

He looks more like a Bernstein.

Which one was Robert Redford?

I don’t get the Woodward reference but as for the rest of it, Bucky is making sense. Scary!

Wasn’t Woodward one of the Watergate reporters?

Satchel could write about corndogs.

Candicorns are edible.And I’ve eaten multi-candIcorns.

Devastating, calling Satch “Woodward”.

Woodward is the sellout who wrote the puff piece book “Bush at War”.

Touche Bucky

Yummm…candy corn!

As Sachel himself would testify, they may not be food, but they certainly are edible. ;) And yummy!

Where Ben?

Woodward and Furstein go Deep Fuzzy!

The movie “Dick” has been showing up on TV lately. If you haven’t seen it, give it a look. It’s hilarious!

I’ve seen Unicoms. Shroom induced visions.

Bazinga!

Poor Satchel. Bucky had to go and destroy his world. Next thing you know, Bucky will tell him the truth about Santa Claus.

But there are unicorns. After all, the bible says there are, so there must be, because everything in the bible is true, right?The word occurs 9 times in the Old Testament (King James Version):

Numbers 23:22 – God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.Numbers 24:8 – God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.Deuteronomy 33:17 – His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.Job 39:9 – Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?Job 39:10 – Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Psalm 22:21 – Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.Psalm 29:6 – He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.Psalm 92:10 – But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.Isaiah 34:7 – And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

But don’t worry; after all, there are also basilisks, cockatrices, satyrs, witches, talking snakes, and other myths too, like virgin births.

Thank you.