Close to Home by John McPherson for September 23, 2023

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    C  5 months ago

    Just think of all the money coming in even after the vultures take half

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    BigBoy  5 months ago

    Deciding case in the superglue vs sutures arguments

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    ronaldspence  5 months ago

    making a little money on the side?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 5 months ago

    “And in the meantime, what are we having for supper???”

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    soundcomm  5 months ago

    Perhaps just the glove could be left adhered to him?!

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    comixbomix  5 months ago

    Love is a many splendored thing…except it isn’t covered under your plan.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sweat

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    The Orange Mailman  5 months ago

    This is not a funny story I am sharing, but this strip reminds me of the dedication of medical professionals who saved my friend’s life. She is like a second mom to us. She had a surgery and the stitches were still fresh. Then she began having extreme heart problems and coded three times. She was transported from one hospital to another. One nurse held her stitches together by hand because of the toll all of this was taking on her body. She held them together for hours in one hospital, on the ambulance ride, and in the next hospital. Glad to say my second mom is still with us today.

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’s lucky that surgeon didn’t perform a hemorrhoidectomy. Unless he can go 5 or 6 days without emptying his bowels.

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    kaycstamper  5 months ago

    I never had glue that actually held the wounds closed, last time they charged me over $2,000 for it!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 5 months ago

    “You know Doc, I think you wanna be here! Otherwise you’d just take that glove off and let me go home… ALONE!”

    GREEN PLAID ALERT! Everybody do a shot!

    It’s Salty Chihuahua Saturday.

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    Aficionado  5 months ago

    Hi, Bleeb. Not much of a view from up there, but at least you shook Dalcon off. Better luck next week.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    … in the meantime, I’m going to stick with you."

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    geese28  5 months ago

    Hopefully he’s not ticklish

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    The lady in the red shirt should get the doctor’s attention, her left foot just broke in half.

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    ForALaugh Premium Member 5 months ago

    In case you get over glued with super glue nail polish remover or acetone will dissolve it.

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    And maybe then I can get my surgical tools back.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Can we sew this up?

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    Sumthin tells me this is gonna cost extra…

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    T...  5 months ago

    I am starting to remember, back in the day the “sick” jokes, reading your comics lately, such as:

    Mommy Mommy, can I have a cookie? Yes of course help yourself….you know the can is placed topshelf! But Mommy please, I can’t reach topshelf, you know I don’t have any arms!? Sorry son, no arms…..no cookies!

    and

    Mommy mommy, why is daddy lying in the middle of the road?Shut up, I’m shifting gears!

    Don’t EVEN get me started on the dead baby jokes…

    OK just one:

    How do you make a dead baby float?

    Start with root beer…

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    T...  5 months ago

    I got another one, now that you got me started:

    Mommy, Mommy, can we have Aunt Ethel for dinner?No, we still have half of your grandmother in the freezer.

    This one got me laughing…

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    4892624  5 months ago

    Totally unrelated, when Mom got cataracts done in 1980s they used stitches that had to be removed a week or so later. When I got them done a couple years ago, no stitches, no glue, just let it seal itself up.

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    Baucuva  5 months ago

    It’s a gut feeling.

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