Close to Home by John McPherson for April 25, 2022

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    at least that is better than termites i suppose…

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    momofalex7  almost 2 years ago

    Just in case you didn’t know, George didn’t have wooden teeth; they were ivory.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    Good Golly, his thumbnail needs a little mending too.!!!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 2 years ago

    ♫ In the pines, in the pines, where the sun never shines ♪

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well. At least he got to the root of the problem.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I wonder what Dutch Elm Disease tastes like?

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    jbduncan  almost 2 years ago

    Well, the good news is that it is not Beech Blight!

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Looks like there’s a second Bleeb today.

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    He probably wishes he had cavities instead

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You know… I’ve always heard that our first President had been overheard mentioning:

    “Hmm, what’s that weird taste in my mouth? It kinda reminds me of Elm bark…

    … but with a hint of bugs and fungus!”

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 2 years ago

    George had a standing dental appointment at tooth hurty.

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    edge32  almost 2 years ago

    I remember being taught about his wooden teeth. The truth is much darker. His teeth were likely supplied by pulling healthy teeth from the mouth of slaves. It was a common practice at the time.

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    And your gums have splinters…

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    I went to the dentist today and he kept saying to a 6 year old boy in the next room, “You are such a big helper keeping your mouth open like that.”

    Not once did they say that to me.

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