Close to Home by John McPherson for December 05, 2019


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    allen@home  3 months ago

    What choice do i have. I will take the year in prison.

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    jivanimark  3 months ago

    Don’t look so down in the mouth, it could be worse like a practice patient for colonoscopy’s.

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    whahoppened  3 months ago

    Hey, I do that and still have to pay!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    Tough call there, cowboy.

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    SHIVA  3 months ago

    Take the slammer!!!

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    basspro  3 months ago

    “Is it safe”?

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    posse1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    He has a major wedgie. Its bad when your coat gets stuck too!

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    Stevefk  3 months ago

    Either choice will end up in a cavity search no doubt.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 3 months ago

    What must I do to appear before that judge?

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    Nate England  3 months ago

    Either way, his orifice will be violated.

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    davanden  3 months ago

    Cruel and unusual.

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    CharlesBrown1  3 months ago

    Take the jail time.

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    Prey  3 months ago

    Now there´s an opening that should impact his life while filling his appointment book.

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    Plods with ... Premium Member 3 months ago
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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    A few good cleaning and whitening procedures will get rid of the coffee stains and have your teeth shining like pearls before they crumble and break off.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Welp! Looks like I’m pickin’ up trash on the roadside! Where’s my reacher-grabber thingy?

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Prison comes with cable sooooo………..

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    Gonzojr  3 months ago

    Hobson’s choice

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    AnitaSeekford  3 months ago

    one year in prison for $200,Alex.

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    Emlyn Premium Member 3 months ago

    I actually spent a whole day in a dental school clinic 40+ years ago. It took a hygiene student about 3 hours to clean my teeth, and in the afternoon I had all four wisdom teeth removed for a grand total of $7.50.

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    Good heavens! Did he run over your dog, Judge?

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