Close to Home by John McPherson for June 06, 2019

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    wldhrsy2luv  about 5 years ago

    Eek!

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    AllishaDawn  about 5 years ago

    He must be pressed for time.

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    Farside99  about 5 years ago

    Be careful. It’s easy to send those blood bags flying around the room like a balloon.

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    I should think it would be mixed w/all kinds of other bodily fluids.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    They just squeeze it right out of you like a tube of toothpaste.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Wow, and you get your clothes pressed at the same time? What’ll they think of next.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  about 5 years ago

    Good to the last drop…

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    Nate England  about 5 years ago

    Ahh! That’s not my blood; that’s my bladder!

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    iwontgiveit  about 5 years ago

    Does not look like the framework for the rollers would support very much load.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    But will it work on a turnip?

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    Bob Blumenfeld  about 5 years ago

    Every blood center in the country will have this up by eleven o’clock.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Let’s roll.

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    The story about Grandma and the ol’ wringer washer comes to mind.

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    saje49  about 5 years ago

    Gaah! My spleen!

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    russef  about 5 years ago

    Where’s the old “Better Nate than Lever” cartoon??

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    The person in the other one is down right ashen.

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    lunatic03867  about 5 years ago

    I’m a regular blood donor, but I’m often a little dehydrated.

    There is a maximum time limit for getting the full pint. If it takes too long, the unit may not be usable.

    I once was pushing the limit, so they called over two guys of the pudgy persuasion to sit on my legs.

    It worked!

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 5 years ago

    John McPherson is a MADMAN . . . and that’s why we love him.

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    syzygy47  about 5 years ago

    That’s nothing! The IRS has one that can get blood from a stone.

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