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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 14, 2013

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    Linux0s  over 6 years ago

    Spoken like a true elected official.

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    Phapada  over 6 years ago

    Happy Valentine’s Day

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    Phapada  over 6 years ago

    were in Taiwan now on Chinese New Year…..

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    38lowell  over 6 years ago

    OMG!The secret’s out!!

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    rentier  over 6 years ago

    Happy Valentine’s day!!

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    38lowell  over 6 years ago

    Dick and Jane will NEVER be the same!!

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    Phapada  over 6 years ago

    nice’s

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    ratlum  over 6 years ago

    Calvin do not forget a valentine for Mom and Susie .

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    See Calvin write! Write, Calvin, write!

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    38lowell  over 6 years ago

    Does this philosophy also apply to tele-prompters?Winter is almost over.Can spring be far behind?

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    in.amongst  over 6 years ago

    oh YEAH, baby – way to go!!!!

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    pauline_gangof4  over 6 years ago

    He’s in good company.

    http://xkcd.com/451/

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    StCleve72  over 6 years ago

    I came down with academia once but fortunately a prescription was able to get it under control and then eradicate it. Sometimes an academic breaks out and mass inoculations are necessary.

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    flagmichael  over 6 years ago

    Watterson once said he liked Calvin’s ability to “precisely articulate stupid ideas.”

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    John Davis  over 6 years ago

    Hobbes reminds me a lot of Oliver Hardy

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    Burnside217  over 6 years ago

    Brilliant insight Calvin.

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    ewalnut  over 6 years ago

    He makes that book sound dirty.

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    jack fairbanks  over 6 years ago
    see spot cogitate.
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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Actually Calvin is the head writer for FOX News

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    scrabblefiend  over 6 years ago

    That’s a lot of big words, Calvin. I wonder what your I.Q. is.

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    camapa233 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I am so thrilled to be on the Planet of Valentines with Penny. We read 7 of the same comic strips. Yipeee.

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    Ensoh  over 6 years ago

    Even if he doesn’t know what the words mean, the fact he spelled them all correctly puts him heads and shoulders above most of his readers!

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    camapa233 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I am so thrilled to be on the Planet of Valentines with Penny. We read 7 of the same comic strips. Yipeee.

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    el_flesh  over 6 years ago

    elected officials aren’t that loquacious. They have to dumb down the speech to the level of the uneducated and brainless layman. Especially in the US where the majority value religion more than Science.

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    Phosphoros  over 6 years ago

    He’s speaking like a Keynesian economist who doesn’t know how to solve a problem but makes it sound like he does.

    John Maynard Keynes did this in an entire book (The General Theory) which is the foundation of mainstream economics today – and thus is used to make confusing and conflicting policy recommendations to DC.

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    rh  over 6 years ago

    Calvin may be correct, but the corollary to writing is reading, and while exchange of factual data is part of the reason for reading, avoiding obfuscation and interpreting reasoning is the most important part. So, everybody, write. Then, everybody, read!

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    badcyclist Premium Member over 6 years ago

    When this strip originally ran, I sued Watterson for plagiarizing my dissertation title.

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    Darrell Patton  over 6 years ago

    That has PHD written all over it.

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    jadoo823  over 6 years ago

    …chaos, panic, disorder…my work here is done…

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    Aaron Saltzer  over 6 years ago

    Ok…someone tell me why this child’s still in school? His vocabulary is that of a college professor. Lol

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    Aaron Saltzer  over 6 years ago

    Happy Valentines Day!!

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    stamps  over 6 years ago

    The sad truth is that much of academian writing is exactly like that.

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    You won’t be saying that when you get your assignments returned to you because of spelling errors.

    LOL xxx

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, EVERYONE!

    May you all have a wonderful day.

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    bizaker  over 6 years ago

    That is way too familiar

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    yimhere  over 6 years ago

    …what we have here is a failure to confusicate….

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    Rickapolis  over 6 years ago

    This is called the CBSM. ’C’alvin. ’B’ull. ’M’ethod. The ‘S’ I’ll leave to your imagination.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 6 years ago

    see Hobbes runRun Hobbes, run

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 6 years ago

    Sheer genius! That will make Wormwood ajust her glasses several times.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 6 years ago

    Even the most mundane and superfluous topic can be made to seem interesting, even fascinating, by liberal application of obfuscating loquaciousness!(Translation: Dumb things look smart with lots of big words.)

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    coffeeturtle  over 6 years ago

    kid’s got a point! :-D

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    angusdad  over 6 years ago

    I think that he’s nailed it on the head

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    Michelle Morris Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Obscure poor reasoning”. But… that’s a good thing,isn’t it?

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    StrangerCoug  over 6 years ago

    Oh, dear, Calvin’s into purple prose now, isn’t he?

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    calvinsfriend110  over 6 years ago

    So The Three Bears is about theft?

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    Puddleglum2  over 6 years ago

    Nuts! Macadamia, here I come!

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    Puddleglum2  over 6 years ago

    Calvin’s pathological imperatives relating to Susie, engender irreducible, …irresolvable, even, gender modes, after a fashion.

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    kaecispopX  over 6 years ago

    Go ahead and give him his PhD in English now. Of course it will be just as useless to him as child as it will be to him as an adult – very poor job market for English Lit majors.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A buddy of mine did a book report on Dick and Jane for Grade 12 English. Got a good mark for it too!

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    westny77  over 6 years ago

    Say What. I guess it works in literature.

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    Vonne Anton  over 6 years ago

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    khpage  over 6 years ago

    A translation: Dick and Jane get into it with each other: video and commentary on channel 5 at 6 p.m.

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    99catsinabox  over 6 years ago

    OMG why would calvin do a report on a book like Dick and Jane? The whole book is like one sentence repeated over and over.

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