Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 18, 2009


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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    He does have Hobbes…

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    Yukoner  almost 12 years ago

    Probably not, at least not of Susie’s species.

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    cleokaya  almost 12 years ago

    No…but I do have bug butter.

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    allyheartz  almost 12 years ago

    It’s okay, Calvin enjoys creeping people out.

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    Joe_Minotaur  almost 12 years ago

    Is that smooth or chunky bug butter?

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    gimmickgenius  almost 12 years ago

    Probably Vegemite for real!

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    tabbylynn  almost 12 years ago

    so this just seem appropriate.

    greesy grimy goffer guts mulated monkey meat birdies litle dirty feet frenched fried eye balls swimming in a pool of bload and me without a spoon.

    so yes probley a lot of typeos i cant spell. sorry but i got the song out there. :)

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    And to drink, bug juice.

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    ramchandani_h  almost 12 years ago


    gross grosss gross groosss, gross, gross, grosss!!!

    U dirty li’ll Menace!

    .. But i love ya like hell! ^_^

    P.S and Hobbes… am obsessed to him! :D

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    wolfbyte36  almost 12 years ago

    And to think i’m eating a candy bar right now trying hard not to laugh, hee hee!

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    Ivy0730Lcsq  almost 12 years ago

    Yeeech!mean Calvin! Thank god I read this after my meal.

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    calvindino  almost 12 years ago

    My mom is unhappy today coz I have no appetite. I wanted to blame Calvin. Now I think I will add tabbylynn to the list. Love that description of gooey paste.

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    Jml58  almost 12 years ago

    One. Lio.

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    Leonardeuler  almost 12 years ago

    I thought Calvin was a vegetarian, but alas for you Susie.

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    JonD17  almost 12 years ago

    Tabbylynn, not to be critical, but you are going to have to do something about that spelling issue if you want to be a teacher as yopu have staed in the past.

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    wicky  almost 12 years ago

    Grossing Susie out is Lord Calvin’s biggie.

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    TheSkulker  almost 12 years ago

    charliesommers says: The Slim-fast ads are a real pain, I have poor eyesight and love to use click to enlarge so I can read the words in the balloons easier. Unfortunately the right panels are obscured by the add totally covering some of the words at times, there also is a problem returning to normal view because you can only click on the add.

    Just hold the CTRL key down and press the “+” key to enlarge. Repeat as necessary. Press CTRL- to reduce. 0505 PDT [1205z]
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    Huntermoon  almost 12 years ago

    Tabbylynn, I learned the last line as “That’s what we had for lunch and I had to eat it with a straw.”

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    alondra  almost 12 years ago

    Disgusting! Susie you’d better move your seat. Though I’m sure he’s lying, the image alone made me sick to my stomach.

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    PTui2  almost 12 years ago

    You have to be certain to mash them up really good, else they “wiggle and jiggle and tickle inside you” all the way down.

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    comicgirl1000  almost 12 years ago

    he has hobbs

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    greyghost83  almost 12 years ago

    you’re the one sitting with him, Susie. Sheesh.

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    carmy  almost 12 years ago

    Uh thanks Tabby, cuz you know, bug butter just wasn’t gross enough.

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    Leonardeuler  almost 12 years ago

    Tabbylynn, don’t worry too much about that spelling. Mine is even worse (quote by Calvin).

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    COWBOY7 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Now is a good time to start that diet.

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    stuart  almost 12 years ago

    When I was Calvin’s age, we sang this song at lunch:

    Scab sandwich, puss on top, monkey doo and camel snot, special patent chicken poo, yummy! yummy! good for you! 5 delicious flavors too!

    There were variations that included “vitamins and minerals too”.

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    Cannoneer  almost 12 years ago

    Yummmmm! Lickin’ good. Reminds me of C-Rations and MREs.

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    konjiki  almost 12 years ago

    His fantasy world, including Hobbes, is a rich tapestry of artistic wonder…reality, including “friends”, will never be able to compete, Susie…

    …oooh, and there’s bug butter, too…

    mmmmmmmmmmm…….buuuuuuuug buuutttteeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr……

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Thanks Skulker, I did not know that trick. How about some butter flies? They are free.

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    bald  almost 12 years ago

    wow i haven’t had bug butter sammiches in forever

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    musicnut1986  almost 12 years ago

    Move over Billy Mays, here comes Calvin. I see a TV pitchman in the making. Calvin is showing he can pitch any old craap with a cheesy grin.

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    dsbairdks  almost 12 years ago

    Lunch time conversation

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    JanCinLV  almost 12 years ago

    Tabbylynn I learned it a little bit different: Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts Munchy crunchy parakeet, Mutilated monkey meat. Bowls and bowls of badly beaten beaver brain And I forgot my spoon.

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    Musicnut - either that or McDonalds, “Do you want flies with that?”

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 12 years ago

    No thanks but you can eat your bug sandwish anyway.

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    linsonl  almost 12 years ago

    This is really starting to bug me!

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    lazygrazer  almost 12 years ago

    Perhaps Calvin means well but is simply misunderstood by Susie….and Hobbes….and his mom….and dad….and Miss Wormwood….and everybody else in the world.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 12 years ago

    No…except for a tiger. What else does a little boy need?

    (but good point, Suzy)

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    Ushindi Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I’m your friend, Calvin! Hell, I ate snails in France - bug butter might be good also (needs plenty of garlic, I imagine)

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    risitas  almost 12 years ago

    The strip IS Calvin And Hobbes.

    Pay attention, Suzy-Wuzie

    And, go ahead & take a bite of Cal’s Bug Sammich - MMMMMM - sooo much protein!

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    Shikamoo  almost 12 years ago

    Tabb Don’t worry about the spelling. If JonD17 can type, “if you want to be a teacher as yopu have staed in the past” you can write that poem on the board and tell the class that this is what they’ll eat for lunch if they make any comments about your spelling- especially if they can’t spell either! ;)

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    Shikamoo  almost 12 years ago

    Tabbylynn and Stuart- are you running a contest to gross us out? Because, (urp!), it’s working…

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    Silverpearl  almost 12 years ago

    Reminds me of sardines mixed with mayo on saltines. Yum.

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    aidan2  almost 12 years ago

    why does he swat flies anyway?

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    mrprongs  almost 12 years ago

    Bug juice goes great with bug butter.

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    tabbylynn  almost 12 years ago

    Shikamoo MB thank you for what you said. my spelling is none of his concern. i got that little song from my friend who got if off of a kids movie. we would stand in the lunch line last year and sing that song. i love it. I am not trying to gross anybody out…… okay well maybe a little. lol

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    bleepingdeadalien  almost 12 years ago

    Calvin: Post-Industrialist Deconstructionist Philosopher…and now Sociopath.

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    Radical-Knight  almost 12 years ago

    Calvin and Hobbs should have a weekly GROSS-OUT day. This was hilarious.

    Tastes like Chicken!!!
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    stupendousman6  almost 12 years ago

    Susie is so used to this that she’s stopped flipping out.

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    tabbylynn  almost 12 years ago

    Rad im with you. this was a hoot.

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    Dino-1  almost 12 years ago

    I remember my cousin ate a live earthworm on a dare while we all just about threw up. He didn’t appear to be fazed at all by it which let me know he was an experienced, “Bugeatter”. I remember bragging to all my friends about it later. I was so proud!

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