February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
He does have Hobbes…
Probably not, at least not of Susie’s species.
No…but I do have bug butter.
It’s okay, Calvin enjoys creeping people out.
Is that smooth or chunky bug butter?
Probably Vegemite for real!
so this just seem appropriate.
greesy grimy goffer guts
mulated monkey meat
birdies litle dirty feet
frenched fried eye balls swimming in a pool of bload and me without a spoon.
so yes probley a lot of typeos i cant spell. sorry but i got the song out there. :)
And to drink, bug juice.
gross grosss gross groosss, gross, gross, grosss!!!
U dirty li’ll Menace!
.. But i love ya like hell!
P.S and Hobbes… am obsessed to him! :D
And to think i’m eating a candy bar right now trying hard not to laugh, hee hee!
Yeeech!mean Calvin! Thank god I read this after my meal.
My mom is unhappy today coz I have no appetite. I wanted to blame Calvin. Now I think I will add tabbylynn to the list.
Love that description of gooey paste.
I thought Calvin was a vegetarian, but alas for you Susie.
Tabbylynn, not to be critical, but you are going to have to do something about that spelling issue if you want to be a teacher as yopu have staed in the past.
Grossing Susie out is Lord Calvin’s biggie.
The Slim-fast ads are a real pain, I have poor eyesight and love to use click to enlarge
so I can read the words in the balloons easier. Unfortunately the right panels are
obscured by the add totally covering some of the words at times, there also is a
problem returning to normal view because you can only click on the add.
Tabbylynn, I learned the last line as “That’s what we had for lunch and I had to eat it with a straw.”
Disgusting! Susie you’d better move your seat. Though I’m sure he’s lying, the image alone made me sick to my stomach.
You have to be certain to mash them up really good, else they “wiggle and jiggle and tickle inside you” all the way down.
he has hobbs
you’re the one sitting with him, Susie. Sheesh.
Uh thanks Tabby, cuz you know, bug butter just wasn’t gross enough.
Tabbylynn, don’t worry too much about that spelling. Mine is even worse (quote by Calvin).
Now is a good time to start that diet.
When I was Calvin’s age, we sang this song at lunch:
Scab sandwich, puss on top,
monkey doo and camel snot,
special patent chicken poo,
yummy! yummy! good for you!
5 delicious flavors too!
There were variations that included “vitamins and minerals too”.
Yummmmm! Lickin’ good. Reminds me of C-Rations and MREs.
His fantasy world, including Hobbes, is a rich tapestry of artistic wonder…reality, including “friends”, will never be able to compete, Susie…
…oooh, and there’s bug butter, too…
Thanks Skulker, I did not know that trick.
How about some butter flies? They are free.
wow i haven’t had bug butter sammiches in forever
Move over Billy Mays, here comes Calvin. I see a TV pitchman in the making. Calvin is showing he can pitch any old craap with a cheesy grin.
Lunch time conversation
I learned it a little bit different:
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Munchy crunchy parakeet,
Mutilated monkey meat.
Bowls and bowls of badly beaten beaver brain
And I forgot my spoon.
Musicnut - either that or McDonalds, “Do you want flies with that?”
No thanks but you can eat your bug sandwish anyway.
This is really starting to bug me!
Perhaps Calvin means well but is simply misunderstood by Susie….and Hobbes….and his mom….and dad….and Miss Wormwood….and everybody else in the world.
No…except for a tiger. What else does a little boy need?
(but good point, Suzy)
I’m your friend, Calvin! Hell, I ate snails in France - bug butter might be good also (needs plenty of garlic, I imagine)
The strip IS Calvin And Hobbes.
Pay attention, Suzy-Wuzie…
And, go ahead & take a bite of Cal’s Bug Sammich - MMMMMM - sooo much protein!
Tabb Don’t worry about the spelling. If JonD17 can type, “if you want to be a teacher as yopu have staed in the past” you can write that poem on the board and tell the class that this is what they’ll eat for lunch if they make any comments about your spelling- especially if they can’t spell either! ;)
Tabbylynn and Stuart- are you running a contest to gross us out? Because, (urp!), it’s working…
Reminds me of sardines mixed with mayo on saltines. Yum.
why does he swat flies anyway?
Bug juice goes great with bug butter.
Shikamoo MB thank you for what you said. my spelling is none of his concern. i got that little song from my friend who got if off of a kids movie. we would stand in the lunch line last year and sing that song. i love it. I am not trying to gross anybody out…… okay well maybe a little. lol
Calvin: Post-Industrialist Deconstructionist Philosopher…and now Sociopath.
Calvin and Hobbs should have a weekly GROSS-OUT day. This was hilarious.
Susie is so used to this that she’s stopped flipping out.
Rad im with you. this was a hoot.
I remember my cousin ate a live earthworm on a dare while we all just about threw up. He didn’t appear to be fazed at all by it which let me know he was an experienced, “Bugeatter”. I remember bragging to all my friends about it later. I was so proud!