Q: What’s the difference between a garden slug and two-inch-long living booger?
A: Kids won’t eat garden slugs…
Uh-Oh, Dad. Methinks thou art BUSTED. Mom may need to do some remedial training in parenting skills with Dad lest “Junior” grow up to be scarred for life with a jaded view of magic.
The best things in life aren’t “things”.
moronbis said, “Best things in life are free”.
The Hawaiians have a saying:
“The best things in life – aren’t things.”
And all this time, I thought a mother was someone who studies moths…
Tigers are a woeful lot.
Blamed for what is and also what’s not.
The guilt lies within and not from without.
Thanks be to tigers, who’ve figured it out.
What’s the point in taking a bath… He’ll just get dirty again. For that matter, why bother to feed kids? They just get hungry again in a few hours. There’s no end to it, I tell ya…
From Monty Python:
Waiter: “How are you today, Sir?”
Patron: “Better get a bucket.”
“Skip to the loo my darling.” (Ha! Classic!)
While soaring to fantastic height
Our hero interferes with flight
But this awesome skill
May get him killed
With Hobbes nowhere in sight.
I tried binoculars at the beach once… They got all fogged up and I couldn’t see ANYTHING! Must’ve been the weather..