“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”
You.. are an expression of Russell Myers for our amusement. We.. are figments in some super virtual reality computer simulation for the amusement of some higher power.
As far as she’s concerned, you exist to answer all the questions she puts to you. You answering enough of them correctly to justify sending you on to the next grade is her secret to the Universe. Next question?
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
We exist so we can bump our heads and stub our toes.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
A “turnabout is fair play” policy, Nerwin?
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
“What’s it all about… Alfieeee?”
(60s musical reference of the day.)
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Alfie, to be annoying, and if I told you it would no longer be a secret.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s actually a clever idea.
dcandmx almost 3 years ago
42?
Looneytunes65 almost 3 years ago
We’re here because we’re here, roll the bones.
cubswin2016 almost 3 years ago
No one knows the answer to those questions.
PuppyPapa almost 3 years ago
“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You.. are an expression of Russell Myers for our amusement. We.. are figments in some super virtual reality computer simulation for the amusement of some higher power.
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
Love the size of those feet. Nerwin will never tip over.
danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
As far as she’s concerned, you exist to answer all the questions she puts to you. You answering enough of them correctly to justify sending you on to the next grade is her secret to the Universe. Next question?
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Except she was the math teacher.
chromosome Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why do we exist? Because we don’t not exist!
corpcasselbury almost 3 years ago
Try studying, Nerwin; then you might get somewhere in school.
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
No one knows these answers Nerwin.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Fair is fair, as long as Teacher doesn’t give you a whack, Nerwin….
bobpeters61 almost 3 years ago
Revenge of the Nerwin.
heathcliff2 almost 3 years ago
It worked.