Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 28, 2023

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    He’s unfit in more ways than one.

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    jasonsnakelover  8 months ago

    One time I was 41 minutes old.

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    WaitingMan  8 months ago

    Want to give your fitbit a nervous breakdown? Take it to a hardware store and hook it up to the paint can shaker.

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    LawrenceS  8 months ago

    However, since Cliff was wearing them at the time (don’t ask) and so it counts.

    And, since you asked. Cliff saves time by not undressing before putting his clothes in the laundry. It also save time because he doesn’t need a shower after putting himself through the delicate cycle.

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    chuckcork1  8 months ago

    That’s the strategy my kids use. They then wonder why I start screaming at them.

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    [Traveler]  8 months ago

    Attach it to a dog’s tail

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    I once forgot to take off my fitbit before going to bed,. The next morning it told me that my vigorous bout of “self release” I had just performed had gone for 8 miles.

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    xSigoff Premium Member 8 months ago

    I am amazed it survived at all.

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    Now you’ll have to try to exercise your warranty.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    “Were you wearing it at the time?”


    “Then let’s try again.” And she shoves him into the dryer.

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    dv  8 months ago

    I accidentally destroyed two Fitbit 1s that way

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    That’s got to be some kind of oxymoron, Cliff with a Fitbit. It probably tell him “You’re dead”.

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    bakana  8 months ago

    Wait! Cliff did his Laundry?

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