However, since Cliff was wearing them at the time (don’t ask) and so it counts.
And, since you asked. Cliff saves time by not undressing before putting his clothes in the laundry. It also save time because he doesn’t need a shower after putting himself through the delicate cycle.
I once forgot to take off my fitbit before going to bed,. The next morning it told me that my vigorous bout of “self release” I had just performed had gone for 8 miles.
Ratkin about 1 year ago
He’s unfit in more ways than one.
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
One time I was 41 minutes old.
WaitingMan about 1 year ago
Want to give your fitbit a nervous breakdown? Take it to a hardware store and hook it up to the paint can shaker.
LawrenceS about 1 year ago
However, since Cliff was wearing them at the time (don’t ask) and so it counts.
And, since you asked. Cliff saves time by not undressing before putting his clothes in the laundry. It also save time because he doesn’t need a shower after putting himself through the delicate cycle.
chuckcork1 about 1 year ago
That’s the strategy my kids use. They then wonder why I start screaming at them.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
Attach it to a dog’s tail
mokspr Premium Member about 1 year ago
I once forgot to take off my fitbit before going to bed,. The next morning it told me that my vigorous bout of “self release” I had just performed had gone for 8 miles.
xSigoff Premium Member about 1 year ago
I am amazed it survived at all.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Now you’ll have to try to exercise your warranty.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 1 year ago
“Were you wearing it at the time?”
“No.”
“Then let’s try again.” And she shoves him into the dryer.
dv about 1 year ago
I accidentally destroyed two Fitbit 1s that way
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
That’s got to be some kind of oxymoron, Cliff with a Fitbit. It probably tell him “You’re dead”.
bakana about 1 year ago
Wait! Cliff did his Laundry?