RIP, Rover. You were a good boy.
When you realize that they would come back for Matt Damon, but not you, it’s time to give up.
Send a housekeeper over there with a duster to clean off the solar panels.
It was supposed to last 90 days. Not a bad bonus.
Maybe they have rover unions on Mars?
That’s the spirit!
A temp job (90 days) that lasted 15 years.
You are just like a little kid, the battery went dead in your toy and now you want a new toy. Just go out there and replace the battery, already! NASA this is as good excuse as any, get off your duff and do it already. Go to Mars!!
“I’m not dead, yet. I’m feeling better.”
“You’re not fooling anyone.”
Sneaky little devil.
“Matt Damon.”
See “The Dead Parrot Sketch” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
It’s all NASA’s fault. Nothing but Nag, Nag, Nag, all Summer long.
momofalex7 over 5 years ago
RIP, Rover. You were a good boy.
Bilan over 5 years ago
When you realize that they would come back for Matt Damon, but not you, it’s time to give up.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Send a housekeeper over there with a duster to clean off the solar panels.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
It was supposed to last 90 days. Not a bad bonus.
Ray*C over 5 years ago
Maybe they have rover unions on Mars?
gantech over 5 years ago
That’s the spirit!
Chris Bucksath Premium Member over 5 years ago
A temp job (90 days) that lasted 15 years.
blakerl over 5 years ago
You are just like a little kid, the battery went dead in your toy and now you want a new toy. Just go out there and replace the battery, already! NASA this is as good excuse as any, get off your duff and do it already. Go to Mars!!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
“I’m not dead, yet. I’m feeling better.”
“You’re not fooling anyone.”
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 5 years ago
Sneaky little devil.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
“Matt Damon.”
Rob Larson over 5 years ago
See “The Dead Parrot Sketch” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
bakana over 5 years ago
It’s all NASA’s fault. Nothing but Nag, Nag, Nag, all Summer long.