Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 10, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  almost 2 years ago

    “Ok – are we still going out for a bagel afterwards?” “There’s a bay gull over there. Enjoy.”

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So… no seventh inning stretch?

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    Jeff0811  almost 2 years ago

    I’m afraid we will have to submit this for Pier review.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Enjoy the sea putts and jacker cracks.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sometimes when you get an ocean to make a pun…

    you otter float it to a few people to sea weather or knot it will flounder, before you throw it out there to sink or swim.

     

    This one doesn’t make a hull lot of sense.

    But then, I mast admit, not all of mine keel either.

    I want to say I know the ropes…

    but that ship sailed long ago.

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    jr1234  almost 2 years ago

    ohhh local sports team….local port steam

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    pathamil  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t they call those Spoonerisms?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Both are fun….check yer hearing bud!

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    waes-hael  almost 2 years ago

    Go Stockton Ports!

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Steaming port? Yuk!

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    corpcasselbury  almost 2 years ago

    I’m sittin’ on the dock of the bay, wastin’ time…

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    gcarlson  almost 2 years ago

    The Sea Hag once gave Olive Oyl a potion which, when sprinkled on his spinach, would make him take her to look at a diamond. He couldn’t understand his sudden urge to take her to a baseball game.

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