Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2013

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    Open the pod bay door, Jim.

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    Brisbanekid  about 11 years ago

    47 million light years would be sufficient!

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    Eldrad  about 11 years ago

    Is that the restaurant at the end of the universe?

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    Suits me fine……..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Why is it universal, that people launch into a subject of such gravity in a restaurant?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    If it Mars the occasion, when I bring up something so heavy in this otherwise light atmosphere…. I offer my Apollo G’s.

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    jreckard  about 11 years ago

    What did you expect at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

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    PICTO  about 11 years ago

    She just needs to get as far from Uranus as she can.

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    Jml58  about 11 years ago

    The restaurant has no atmosphere.

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    mkahn  about 11 years ago

    LAME PUN ALERT!……Where do astronauts go to have a good time?The Space Bar!

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    Digital Frog  about 11 years ago

    All he wanted was a nice quiet launch.

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    ossiningaling  about 11 years ago

    How do they drink? Or eat their food for that matter? Why aren’t their glasses floating away? Speaking of which, is she having wine and he’s having a beer?

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    evangelyne  about 11 years ago

    She heard that all of Jim’s girlfriends end up dead under incredible circumstances…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Gwarsh…. (blush)Thanks, to several of you….

    I always expect “boos”….

    And Bruno…. I dunno….I always thought “Mistress” had a nice ring to it….oh, wait….you were talking about puns…

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    Burnside217  about 11 years ago

    Not a problem, their mission on the little space station has only 7 more months to go.

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