This is why I gave up golf!
Let’s see, . . . What was the definition of “insanity”?
If you gave young people the money to do exciting things, . . There wouldn’t be a society left!
Looks like he made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.
Absolutely, Most Assuredly, Without a Doubt, . . . Or at least unless someone gives Louie a cookie!
“Just so we’re clear, . . . I quit!”
“If you want to keep your offensive remark, you can . . . . .
“Rita in the side pocket!”
Hey Jonas, maybe Fanny Mae can find you a better mouse pad.
Everyone consider themselves lucky, . . . My mom told me I came from Kmart!