Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2013

Open the pod bay door, Jim.

47 million light years would be sufficient!

Is that the restaurant at the end of the universe?

Suits me fine……..

Why is it universal, that people launch into a subject of such gravity in a restaurant?

If it Mars the occasion, when I bring up something so heavy in this otherwise light atmosphere…. I offer my Apollo G’s.

What did you expect at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

She just needs to get as far from Uranus as she can.

The restaurant has no atmosphere.

LAME PUN ALERT!……Where do astronauts go to have a good time?The Space Bar!

All he wanted was a nice quiet launch.

How do they drink? Or eat their food for that matter? Why aren’t their glasses floating away? Speaking of which, is she having wine and he’s having a beer?

She heard that all of Jim’s girlfriends end up dead under incredible circumstances…

Gwarsh…. (blush)Thanks, to several of you….

I always expect “boos”….

And Bruno…. I dunno….I always thought “Mistress” had a nice ring to it….oh, wait….you were talking about puns…

Not a problem, their mission on the little space station has only 7 more months to go.