Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 06, 2020

What is this work you speak of?

Please refrain from using that four letter word……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvnhodcB62g

I lost my job last year at age 70. I went looking for another and found one. I deliberately held out to get exactly what I wanted. I like working. I’ve been doing it for the past 57 years.

I’m busy taking notes on your behavior for my new “How Not To” book.

Do you leave any money for living expenses after the lottery tickets and 5L box wine?

AMEN

I won $3 last week!!! Unfortunately, you never get to retire when you are a housewife.

I have a decent retirement income, so I play a few bucks on the lottery and I do mean FEW. I saw too many who blew savings and retirement money on it and do not intend to join their ranks. The only other gambling I do is drive on Interstate 94.

So Auntie will be working until she expires, as she has as much chance of winning the lottery as she does getting struck by lightning.

Go for it Auntie, maybe you’ll have better luck then I did.

I stopped Working and the Lottery Still hasn’t come in.