OMG, that’s my level, too!
At least you can cross your legs.
As much use as that muscle’s had all day long!
Me too. Can also trip walking across a basketball court
Mashed my accessories because my legs are too fat.
Wait, you can cross your legs?!
The one you’re sitting on or the one above that one?
Keep your posterior details to yourself, Aunty.
This is why Walt says you have two left feet.
That takes sedentary to a whole new level.