Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 15, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    Andy going to the job centre is always a nightmare.

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    har har har – now to the real joke please.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And they say that people at these places don’t have any sense of humor.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    When you start dreaming about your work it may be time to switch jobs. Especially when your job is hopeless, like trying to get Andy to get a job.

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    AFFICIONADO  over 1 year ago

    @Number three Today’s strip is funny the way the job centre guy Howls with laughter in his sleep about our Hero Mr Andrew Capp getting a job is classical ;o) my avatar is picture of how men percieve themselves to be handsome as Braddpitt when actually they look as goofy asMr Bean, this happens to me when I look in a mirror and see an old 78 year old guy looking at me, how was your day? ours should be quite busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood with no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated and wait till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for cariing still young at 30 young lady

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    So much for the Job Cemtre instead of helping Andy find his dream job the guy has a job dream!

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    bdviets  over 1 year ago

    How is the clerk in front of the glass??

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Andy would just as soon avoid the Job Centre altogether. On the off chance that he may find a job.

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    Today is my fifty-sixth birthday and I have been reading Andy Capp since 1974.

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    Gandalf  over 1 year ago

    Why is the bureaucrat in front of the ‘glass panels’? The joke itself was pretty good though.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Andy’s dreams of a job are always nightmares.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Dreaming of Andy working is like visiting "Never"land.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 1 year ago

    And tonight you will be screaming: you dream he took a job working for you!

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Maniacal laughter.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  over 1 year ago

    Andy was dreaming about sleeping.

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    schaefer jim  over 1 year ago

    I would be laughing too, if my r Capp was a working stiff!

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    Number Three  over 1 year ago

    I’ve had my share of funny dreams but they were more like “WTF” funny. I honestly need to keep a dream diary. Some of them are eccentric.


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    Number Three  over 1 year ago


    Hey, Affie.

    I’m 28 tomorrow! Eeek.

    I have decided to go to bingo for my birthday. Last time I went on my birthday was 2018 and I didn’t win anything. I’m not sure if I told you but when I go to the bingo now, I order a lovely American style jumbo hot dog and chips (fries) after the first half of the Main Event. It’s absolutely gorgeous. When I ordered it the last time the lady behind the counter told me it wasn’t their usual brand of hot dogs but I insisted it was fine and that I’ll try it. And I was right to do so. It was still delicious! I really appreciated her telling me before I handed my money over though.

    When I’m at the carvery next week, I won’t be ordering dessert. Hear me out! The reason for that is because my Mum has made me a chocolate fudge cake for my birthday and I made a deal with her ages ago that if we have any chocolate fudge cake at home the same time I’m due to go the carvery then I won’t order dessert from there. I’ll literally be having some when I get home. It’s going to feel strange but it will cost me less which is good since I won’t be getting £10 off this time.

    Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. I had a great night’s sleep in my new bed.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A dream to some. A nightmare to others!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    More lke a nightmare, if you ask me!!!

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That would be a pretty funny thing to dream about — but then it could turn into a nightmare, when he sees what happens when Andy reports for his first day of work.

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    tad1  over 1 year ago

    If Andy had that dream, he’d wake up screaming!

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    Sherlock5  2 months ago

    Hence the sarcastic expression “Only in your dreams!”

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