Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 08, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    even so, Andrew, you shouldn’t commit adultery

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    Mediatech  over 2 years ago

    And what were you doing at the pub Vicar?

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    AFFICIONADO  over 2 years ago

    @Ling Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp , instead of denying the Vicar’s accusation , just corrected it :o) my avatar is of God wanting to sue the terrorist for using HIS name to commit mayhem , but God won’t find a lawyer in Heaven will He? how was your day? ours should be slightly busy , and we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside, keep safe and catch you later pal

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    There’s that white cloud derriere in the last panel.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Maybe she was a lifeguard to fish him from the canal Vicar! And why were you at the pub that late anyway?

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    Quick, she’s in there now….

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-8th-march-2022-26358905

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    Don’t blame poor Andy, Vicar! Beer goggles can do that to ya… :D

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Did Doris Donaldson run out of money?

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Vicar, maybe if you turned your collar around so it faced front, you’d be taken more seriously.

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    …… Someone seems to be drunk here, and it ain’t Andy. It’s either the vicar for getting the name wrong or me for believing a lady would walk along with Andy!!

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 2 years ago

    That’s OK, Vicar. Two’s company but three’s a ménage…

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    wongo  over 2 years ago

    You sure it wasn’t Sandra Stapleton?

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    GentlemanBill  over 2 years ago

    Is Mr. Smythe using the Stan Lee name generator app? Peter Parker, Millie the Model, Bruce Banner, et al.

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    jslabotnik  over 2 years ago

    First strip I can remember where Andy was a philanthropist

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Andy…same old!

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    CorkLock  over 2 years ago

    The Vicar could be out of place – Andy might be in the escort business. Little Andy Escorts.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 2 years ago

    Great come-back.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    “Don’t The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time”

    Don’t the girls all get prettier at closing time

    Don’t they all begin to look like movie stars

    Don’t the girls all get prettier at closing time

    When the change starts takin’ place

    It puts a glow on every face

    Of the fallen angels of the backstreet bars

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    If I could rate ‘em on a scale from one to ten

    I’m lookin’ for a nine, but eight could work right in

    A few more drinks and I might slip to five or even four

    But when tomorrow mornin’ comes

    And I wake up with a number one

    I swear I’ll never do it anymore

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    ___________ Mickey Gilley

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    tcayer  over 2 years ago

    “She was holding me UP, Vicar!”

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    It’s not what you think, Vicar, he was with them for the money.

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Andy and I actually have something in common — we like women with alliterative names (my wife was one, before she married me).

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    tad1  over 2 years ago

    He’s got you there, Vicar. (Sort of.)

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