Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. MPeters

    MPeters said, over 3 years ago

    That’ll stop the Huns (not).

  2. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    wouldn’t be cranky if she’d quit being “koi”

  3. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 3 years ago

    Reminiscent of Austin Powers.

  4. DonaldGary

    DonaldGary GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I thought they were going to fill it with lawyers.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    @DonaldGary

    No..that would violate the Geneva Convention.

  6. Razzilla

    Razzilla said, over 3 years ago

    I thought the King killed all the sharks last night…

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    re: George Tirebiter
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    would having lawyers living in a moat require an NPDES permit?

  8. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, over 3 years ago

    @exoticdoc2

    That was the first thing I thought. They should at least put lasers on the Koi fish.

  9. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 3 years ago

    Got some rice & soy sauce?

  10. EtzEchad

    EtzEchad said, over 3 years ago

    Direct steal from Austin Powers.

  11. Mike in Albany

    Mike in Albany said, over 3 years ago

    This is right out of Get Smart:

    Siegfried has Maxwell Smart captured on his yacht in the harbor. Before he kills Max, Siegfried asks him if he has anything to say.

    SMART: as a matter of fact, yes I do. This boat is surrounded by the entire Seventh Fleet. Would you believe it? The Seventh Fleet!

    SIEGFRIED: I find that hard to believe.

    SMART: Er… Would you believe the Sixth Fleet?

    SIEGFRIED: No.

    SMART: How about a school of angry fish?

  12. brklnbern

    brklnbern said, over 3 years ago

    Sounds like a line from Maxwell Smart. Would you believe……………?

  13. Terri Brittingham

    Terri Brittingham said, over 3 years ago

    Maybe he’ll splash them to death.

  14. dcell59

    dcell59 said, over 3 years ago

    I would have used “constraints”, but I’m old.

  15. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago

    @brklnbern

    And don’t forget, the ever popular, “Missed it by that much!”

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