Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 1 year ago

    A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
    A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree.
    He asked the blonde what she was doing and she replied, “I’m hanging myself.”
    “You’re supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist,” said the onlooker.
    “I tried that,” said the blonde, “but I couldn’t breathe.”

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, about 1 year ago

    He’ll take a wedgie over a broken neck any day.

  3. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    Either one will leave a mark. But the wedgie will make you walk funny.

  4. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, about 1 year ago

    This could be a fate worse than death.

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    @John Pike

    After the other you wouldn’t be walking at all.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    yeeeoooowwww

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Trouble is … he might like the wedgie.

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    Oh, no, what if he’s commando?!

  9. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Then he’ll be an Alto commando,edclectic.

  10. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    What if the prisoner lets one rip before the hangman can do his part? Does he get to walk?

  11. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    What if the prisoner lets one rip before the hangman can do his part? Does he get to walk?

  12. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, about 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    Makes perfect sense to me and I’m not even blonde (at least outwardly).

  13. Jeffpaul

    Jeffpaul GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Civilization should have adopted this centuries ago.

  14. GreenWeasel11

    GreenWeasel11 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    No…really?

  15. Moonwoozle

    Moonwoozle GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Being a peasant, he probably doesn,t have underwear

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