Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 29, 2013

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    That’ll stop the Huns (not).

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    wouldn’t be cranky if she’d quit being “koi”

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    DonaldGary Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I thought they were going to fill it with lawyers.

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    b.m.razzilla  almost 11 years ago

    I thought the King killed all the sharks last night…

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    Wren Fahel  almost 11 years ago

    Got some rice & soy sauce?

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    EtzEchad  almost 11 years ago

    Direct steal from Austin Powers.

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    Mike in Albany  almost 11 years ago

    This is right out of Get Smart:

    Siegfried has Maxwell Smart captured on his yacht in the harbor. Before he kills Max, Siegfried asks him if he has anything to say.

    SMART: as a matter of fact, yes I do. This boat is surrounded by the entire Seventh Fleet. Would you believe it? The Seventh Fleet!

    SIEGFRIED: I find that hard to believe.

    SMART: Er… Would you believe the Sixth Fleet?

    SIEGFRIED: No.

    SMART: How about a school of angry fish?

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    brklnbern  almost 11 years ago

    Sounds like a line from Maxwell Smart. Would you believe……………?

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    tbritt99  almost 11 years ago

    Maybe he’ll splash them to death.

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    dcell59  almost 11 years ago

    I would have used “constraints”, but I’m old.

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    Marathon Zack  about 9 years ago

    You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!

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