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1. 

   Paul Smith said, 4 months ago

   At least the Count is honest about it.
2. 

   Ibwucie said, 4 months ago

   How to help a drowning lawyer?
   Throw him a rock to hold on to!
3. 

   tuna1 said, 4 months ago

   When one bloodsucker meets another…
4. 

   Llewellenbruce said, 4 months ago

   One sucks blood and the other one sucks money
   out of a person.
5. 

   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

   My favorite Pettifogger strip was when “the ambulance stopped too fast.”
6. 

   win said, 4 months ago

   At least vampires sleep during the day.
7. 

   TheSkulker said, 4 months ago

   @Llewellenbruce

   One sucks blood and the other sucks blood money.
8. 

   William Pursell said, 4 months ago

   Aye reminds me of young Bobby Burns:
   “O, wad some Power the giftie gie us
   To see oursels as others see us!”
9. 

   mantydad said, 4 months ago

   @

   Think you can get me her number? I’d love to bring her home to meet my parents
10. 

    Rockngolfer said, 4 months ago

    @

    She shows up on the cheezburger site http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos
11. 

    Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

    @Rockngolfer

    Thanks, but I didn’t really want to see her again.
    .
    Did you read the blurb in my original post?
    She’s a lawyer!
12. 

    Keith said, 4 months ago

    And they both wind up as politicians of course. Contributing nothing productive but only sucking up life and resources.
13. 

    mkahn said, 4 months ago

    Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

    - Winston Churchill
14. 

    tototu said, 4 months ago

    One’s a bloodsucker and the other one’s a vampire
15. 

    tototu said, 4 months ago

    ya gotta learn how to tell that joke.
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