Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Ibwucie

    Ibwucie said, over 2 years ago

    How to help a drowning lawyer?
    Throw him a rock to hold on to!

  2. tuna1

    tuna1 said, over 2 years ago

    When one bloodsucker meets another…

  3. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 2 years ago

    One sucks blood and the other one sucks money
    out of a person.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    My favorite Pettifogger strip was when “the ambulance stopped too fast.”

  5. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    At least vampires sleep during the day.

  6. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    One sucks blood and the other sucks blood money.

  7. mantydad

    mantydad said, over 2 years ago

    Think you can get me her number? I’d love to bring her home to meet my parents

  8. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 2 years ago

    She shows up on the cheezburger site http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    @Rockngolfer

    Thanks, but I didn’t really want to see her again.
    .
    Did you read the blurb in my original post?
    She’s a lawyer!

  10. Keith

    Keith said, over 2 years ago

    And they both wind up as politicians of course. Contributing nothing productive but only sucking up life and resources.

  11. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 2 years ago

    Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

    - Winston Churchill

  12. tototu

    tototu said, over 2 years ago

    One’s a bloodsucker and the other one’s a vampire

  13. tototu

    tototu said, over 2 years ago

    ya gotta learn how to tell that joke.

  14. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, over 2 years ago

    Dont yall know where Vampires come from? They are all dead lawyers (well undead lawyers for the nitpickers)…
    Anyway, Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker.

  15. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 2 years ago

    A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.”
    The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”

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