Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Ibwucie

    Ibwucie said, over 1 year ago

    How to help a drowning lawyer?
    Throw him a rock to hold on to!

  2. tuna1

    tuna1 said, over 1 year ago

    When one bloodsucker meets another…

  3. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 1 year ago

    One sucks blood and the other one sucks money
    out of a person.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    My favorite Pettifogger strip was when “the ambulance stopped too fast.”

  5. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    At least vampires sleep during the day.

  6. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    One sucks blood and the other sucks blood money.

  7. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Aye reminds me of young Bobby Burns:
    “O, wad some Power the giftie gie us
    To see oursels as others see us!”

  8. mantydad

    mantydad said, over 1 year ago

    Think you can get me her number? I’d love to bring her home to meet my parents

  9. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 1 year ago

    She shows up on the cheezburger site http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos

  10. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    @Rockngolfer

    Thanks, but I didn’t really want to see her again.
    .
    Did you read the blurb in my original post?
    She’s a lawyer!

  11. Keith

    Keith said, over 1 year ago

    And they both wind up as politicians of course. Contributing nothing productive but only sucking up life and resources.

  12. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 1 year ago

    Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

    - Winston Churchill

  13. tototu

    tototu said, over 1 year ago

    One’s a bloodsucker and the other one’s a vampire

  14. tototu

    tototu said, over 1 year ago

    ya gotta learn how to tell that joke.

  15. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, over 1 year ago

    Dont yall know where Vampires come from? They are all dead lawyers (well undead lawyers for the nitpickers)…
    Anyway, Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker.

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