Dont yall know where Vampires come from? They are all dead lawyers (well undead lawyers for the nitpickers)…Anyway, Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker.
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.”The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
One day, a man is walking along the beach and comes across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubs it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appears. “For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” says the genie.The man is ecstatic. “But there’s a catch,” the genie continues. “What catch?” asks the man, eyeing the genie suspiciously. The genie replies, “For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you ask for.” “Hey, I can live with that! No problem!” replies the elated man.“What is your first wish?” asks the genie. “Well, I’ve always wanted a Ferrari!” POOF! A brand-new Ferrari Testarossa appears in front of the man. “Now, every lawyer in the world has been given TWO Ferraris,” says the genie. “What is your next wish?” “I could really use a million dollars,” replies the man, and POOF! Ten thousand $100 bills appears at his feet. “Now every lawyer in the world is TWO million dollars richer,” the genie reminds the man. “Well, that’s OK, as long as I’ve got MY million,” replies the man.“And what is your final wish?” asks the genie. The man thinks long and hard, and finally says, “Well, you know, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”
Bwucie over 11 years ago
How to help a drowning lawyer? Throw him a rock to hold on to!
tuna1 over 11 years ago
When one bloodsucker meets another…
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
One sucks blood and the other one sucks moneyout of a person.
el8 over 11 years ago
At least vampires sleep during the day.
mantydad over 11 years ago
Think you can get me her number? I’d love to bring her home to meet my parents
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
She shows up on the cheezburger site http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos
Phosphoros over 11 years ago
And they both wind up as politicians of course. Contributing nothing productive but only sucking up life and resources.
mkahn over 11 years ago
Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill
tototu over 11 years ago
One’s a bloodsucker and the other one’s a vampire
tototu over 11 years ago
ya gotta learn how to tell that joke.
ColonelClaus over 11 years ago
Dont yall know where Vampires come from? They are all dead lawyers (well undead lawyers for the nitpickers)…Anyway, Once a bloodsucker, always a bloodsucker.
mkahn over 11 years ago
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.”The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
Celad over 11 years ago
It should have been a banker
dfroark over 11 years ago
You’ve all heard of the “All Day Sucker” well this is an “All Day Laugh”
maldo over 11 years ago
Variation: One is an evil, bloodsucking monster, and the other can turn itself into a bat.
Jules934 over 11 years ago
What do you call a lawyer burried up to his neck in the sand?Not enough sand.
mkahn over 11 years ago
One day, a man is walking along the beach and comes across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubs it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appears. “For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” says the genie.The man is ecstatic. “But there’s a catch,” the genie continues. “What catch?” asks the man, eyeing the genie suspiciously. The genie replies, “For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you ask for.” “Hey, I can live with that! No problem!” replies the elated man.“What is your first wish?” asks the genie. “Well, I’ve always wanted a Ferrari!” POOF! A brand-new Ferrari Testarossa appears in front of the man. “Now, every lawyer in the world has been given TWO Ferraris,” says the genie. “What is your next wish?” “I could really use a million dollars,” replies the man, and POOF! Ten thousand $100 bills appears at his feet. “Now every lawyer in the world is TWO million dollars richer,” the genie reminds the man. “Well, that’s OK, as long as I’ve got MY million,” replies the man.“And what is your final wish?” asks the genie. The man thinks long and hard, and finally says, “Well, you know, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
One is an evil, disgusting, bloodsucking creature. The other is a vampire.
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
this storyline is kinda neat..vampires are in y’all know…who has seen the Twilight movies and The Vampire Diaries on The CW and True Blood on HBO?
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 6 years ago
One is an evil,heartless monster. The other is a vampire.