Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    He’ll be a real pain in the neck then too, just like this arc.
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    Two nuns were driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
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    The nun who was driving said to the other, "Quick! Get rid of him. Show him your cross!”
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    So the other nun leaned out of the window, waved her fist and shouted, “Get off our car you stupid idiot!!.”

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 1 year ago

    This is the worst blind date she’s ever had I bet.

  3. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    Could be her last too.

  4. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    He’ll probably put the bite on her for the dinner tab, too.

  5. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The only date he should have is with a blood bank.

  6. heavens present

    heavens present said, over 1 year ago

    life’s a beach

    and then you day

  7. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I DO hope the Count remembers this time, to leave OUT the part about he also enjoys a late night snack along with those walks along the beach?

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Blind date? Undead date…

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Count me out of this story arc!

  10. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    Bet this is the last time Mary asks Blanche to fix her up.

  11. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 1 year ago

    Well, He DID order a Bloody Mary…

  12. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    A nun was walking to the convent one night when a vampire stopped her with his fangs exposed. She showed him her cross, and he asked her: “Hey lady, didn’t you know there were Jewish vampires, too?”

  13. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, over 1 year ago

    Blind dates can be a pain in the neck.

  14. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Does this date bite or suck!

  15. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    @N7326 Foxtrot

    Would that be Al Lewis from “The Munsters”?

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