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   Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

   He’ll be a real pain in the neck then too, just like this arc.
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   Two nuns were driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
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   The nun who was driving said to the other, "Quick! Get rid of him. Show him your cross!”
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   So the other nun leaned out of the window, waved her fist and shouted, “Get off our car you stupid idiot!!.”
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   Llewellenbruce said, 4 months ago

   This is the worst blind date she’s ever had I bet.
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   win said, 4 months ago

   He’ll probably put the bite on her for the dinner tab, too.
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   Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 4 months ago

   The only date he should have is with a blood bank.
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   heavens present said, 4 months ago

   life’s a beach
   
   and then you day
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   William Pursell said, 4 months ago

   I DO hope the Count remembers this time, to leave OUT the part about he also enjoys a late night snack along with those walks along the beach?
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

   Blind date? Undead date…
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   Count me out of this story arc!
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   rshive said, 4 months ago

   Bet this is the last time Mary asks Blanche to fix her up.
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    K.C. Fahel said, 4 months ago

    Well, He DID order a Bloody Mary…
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    N7326 Foxtrot said, 4 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    A nun was walking to the convent one night when a vampire stopped her with his fangs exposed. She showed him her cross, and he asked her: “Hey lady, didn’t you know there were Jewish vampires, too?”
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    russell5419 said, 4 months ago

    I would recommend the garlic roasted chicken, heavy on the garlic.
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    Tacopielvr said, 4 months ago

    Blind dates can be a pain in the neck.
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    joe piglet said, 4 months ago

    Does this date bite or suck!
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    win said, 4 months ago

    @N7326 Foxtrot

    Would that be Al Lewis from “The Munsters”?
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