Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 2 years ago

    A man and his wife — a blonde — live up north.
    One winter morning, while listening to the radio at breakfast, they hear the announcer say, “We’re going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
    .
    You must park your car on the even numbered side of
    the street so the snowplow can get through.”
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    The blonde goes out and moves her car.
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    A week later they’re eating breakfast and the radio
    announcer says, “We’re expecting 6-8 inches of snow today.
    .
    You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through.”
    .
    Diligently, the blonde goes out and moves her car.
    .
    The following week, at breakfast again, the radio announcer says, “We’re expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…”
    .
    Suddenly, the electric power cuts out.
    .
    The blonde is very upset. With a worried look on her face says, “Honey, what do I do? Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
    .
    Calmly, the husband says, “How about just leaving it in the garage this time?”

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, about 2 years ago

    This is the first time I can remember seeing snow
    in Id.

  3. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, about 2 years ago

    Gotta love that and none of the complaints you usually get with a snow blower…

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 2 years ago

    Too bad Henry’s a fire hazard waiting to happen.

  5. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Aye Henry sure earns his keep in the winter time.

  6. Tony

    Tony said, about 2 years ago

    I want one of those.

  7. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, about 2 years ago

    Careful, Wiz, you could have a melt down.

  8. rshive

    rshive said, about 2 years ago

    If Henry keeps his flames under control, he could be a real hit at cookouts.

  9. trimguy

    trimguy said, about 2 years ago

    That could be a real drag-on his budget trying to keep him fed .

  10. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, about 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya

    “Do you smell brimstone?” (Bugs Bunny)

  11. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 2 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    “Knight-Mare Hare”
    .
    http://www.trilulilu.ro/video-animatie/bugs-bunny-knight-mare-hare-1
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    7 minutes 30 seconds
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    You might have to let it load though. I did.

  12. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Wiz, you and Henry could make a mint hiring out your services in this weather.

  13. Vice Admiral Allan |  youtube.com/iamallan2

    Vice Admiral Allan | youtube.com/iamallan2 said, about 2 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Suburbs in ID either. I could be wrong though.

  14. Marc

    Marc said, about 2 years ago

    It’s a common courtesy in my neighborhood for those with snowblowers to take care of (at a minimum) the sidewalks of those without. If the person living there also happens to be elderly or otherwise have difficulty with the work (single parent homes with really young kids or someone recently in the hospital), someone will usually take care of their driveway and other walkways to their house as well.

  15. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Alex, I loved your ‘blonde moving the car’ joke.

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