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   Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

   A man and his wife — a blonde — live up north.
   One winter morning, while listening to the radio at breakfast, they hear the announcer say, “We’re going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
   .
   You must park your car on the even numbered side of
   the street so the snowplow can get through.”
   .
   The blonde goes out and moves her car.
   .
   A week later they’re eating breakfast and the radio
   announcer says, “We’re expecting 6-8 inches of snow today.
   .
   You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through.”
   .
   Diligently, the blonde goes out and moves her car.
   .
   The following week, at breakfast again, the radio announcer says, “We’re expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…”
   .
   Suddenly, the electric power cuts out.
   .
   The blonde is very upset. With a worried look on her face says, “Honey, what do I do? Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
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   Calmly, the husband says, “How about just leaving it in the garage this time?”
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   Llewellenbruce said, 5 months ago

   This is the first time I can remember seeing snow
   in Id.
3. 

   The Nihilist said, 5 months ago

   Gotta love that and none of the complaints you usually get with a snow blower…
4. 

   pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago

   Too bad Henry’s a fire hazard waiting to happen.
5. 

   William Pursell said, 5 months ago

   Aye Henry sure earns his keep in the winter time.
6. 

   Tony said, 5 months ago

   I want one of those.
7. 

   philyfanstukinmi said, 5 months ago

   Careful, Wiz, you could have a melt down.
8. 

   rshive said, 5 months ago

   If Henry keeps his flames under control, he could be a real hit at cookouts.
9. 

   trimguy said, 5 months ago

   That could be a real drag-on his budget trying to keep him fed .
10. 

    AshburnStadium said, 5 months ago

    @GoldenRoya

    “Do you smell brimstone?” (Bugs Bunny)
11. 

    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    “Knight-Mare Hare”
    .
    http://www.trilulilu.ro/video-animatie/bugs-bunny-knight-mare-hare-1
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    7 minutes 30 seconds
    .
    You might have to let it load though. I did.
12. 

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 5 months ago

    Wiz, you and Henry could make a mint hiring out your services in this weather.
13. 

    Allan said, 5 months ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Suburbs in ID either. I could be wrong though.
14. 

    Marc said, 5 months ago

    It’s a common courtesy in my neighborhood for those with snowblowers to take care of (at a minimum) the sidewalks of those without. If the person living there also happens to be elderly or otherwise have difficulty with the work (single parent homes with really young kids or someone recently in the hospital), someone will usually take care of their driveway and other walkways to their house as well.
15. 

    goweeder said, 5 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Alex, I loved your ‘blonde moving the car’ joke.
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