Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 06, 2012

This is the first time I can remember seeing snowin Id.

Gotta love that and none of the complaints you usually get with a snow blower…

Too bad Henry’s a fire hazard waiting to happen.

I want one of those.

Careful, Wiz, you could have a melt down.

If Henry keeps his flames under control, he could be a real hit at cookouts.

That could be a real drag-on his budget trying to keep him fed .

Wiz, you and Henry could make a mint hiring out your services in this weather.

It’s a common courtesy in my neighborhood for those with snowblowers to take care of (at a minimum) the sidewalks of those without. If the person living there also happens to be elderly or otherwise have difficulty with the work (single parent homes with really young kids or someone recently in the hospital), someone will usually take care of their driveway and other walkways to their house as well.

Where can I get one of those?

What happens when the melted snow refreezes? Did Wiz think that far?

That would clear the driveway and take care of the neighbors dogs! (it’s a joke people).

Could be hard on asphalt driveways though.