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   Top Cat said, 11 months ago

   A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, “You can come in, but don’t start anything!”
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   Llewellenbruce said, 11 months ago

   I wonder how big Bung’s bar tab is?
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   Scroogeman said, 11 months ago

   @Top Cat

   Hi Top cat, haven’t seen you since the early 70’s.
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   Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 11 months ago

   Bung walks into a bar, makes a fool of himself, and keels over. The end.
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   night ranger said, 11 months ago

   A guy walks into a bar and says, OUCH !!
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   Thirdguy said, 11 months ago

   Thomas Edison walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender says “alright, but don’t get any ideas!”
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   win said, 11 months ago

   make it a double
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   blunebottle said, 11 months ago

   @Llewellenbruce

   I think the Fink covers it as part of Bung’s keep.
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   William Pursell said, 11 months ago

   Aye ye see there…..Bung’s not yet THAT drunk;and the Bartender JUST woke up.
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    Rockngolfer said, 11 months ago

    A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads “Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.”!

    http://www.schiesshouse.com/a_guy_walks_into_a_bar_and_more.htm
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    oldmanbob said, 11 months ago

    A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry guy, we don’t serve food here.
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    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    There’s nothing like a well-trained bartender, and a place where everybody knows your name. (I’m hearing the theme song from “Cheers” now)
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    Citizen GROG! said, 11 months ago

    There’s no one there to greet Bung but the bartender. Very un-Cheerslike.
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    8ball said, 11 months ago

    Norm walks into Cheers. Woody says, “Hi, Mr. Peterson. What do you say to a beer?”

    Norm says, “Come to poppa.”
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    NebulousRikulau said, 11 months ago

    @night ranger

    Two guys walk into a bar.
    You’d think the second one would have noticed.
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