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The Argyle Sweater

By Scott Hilburn
Feb 7, 2013
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Wife of Pi: He's irrational and he goes on and on. Wife of Pi
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    margueritem  almost 5 years ago

    She’s being 4thright here….

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    simpsonfan2  almost 5 years ago

    No, pie are round. Mmmm, pie.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Me thinks the marriage counselor really wants to divide them

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    el8  almost 5 years ago

    Shut your pi hole!

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    There aren’t that many pluses being married to Pi, but she does like his square root.

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    They should have gone to an ADD-visor.

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    baileydean  almost 5 years ago

    … and here I thought Hugh was a a divorce attorney…!

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    SusanSunshine GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    Aw, thanks Bruno.

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    Do they have any sub-sets?

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    jreckard  almost 5 years ago

    What was her maiden name – Better or Worse?

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    John Davis  almost 5 years ago

    One is a number that’s divided by two.

    — Harry Nilsson

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    Commentator  almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be husband of pi?

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    Packratjohn GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    Plus, he’s very Venn and he tries to be the denominator.On the other hand, he never repeats himself.Well, she’s not exactly in her prime, is she?Bad match, hope they don’t multiply or this will get exponentially worse.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 5 years ago

    George Tirebiter said, about 5 hours ago

    How did a division symbol wind up being a marriage counselor?-—————————-LOL! Good catch.

    I’m not always sure if their first concern is for saving the marriage.

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    finale  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, but he caught her inside brackets trying to multiply with another integer.

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    Digital Frog GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    I think the breakup of this marriage is a 4 gone conclusion.

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    Richard Barton GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    Where is the Tiger?

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    Intophaloblue  almost 5 years ago

    It’s like being married to a chemist.

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    J Short GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    This conversation always ends up going in circles.

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    MeGoNow GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    He’s mad because she was a 10 when he married her. Not that it’s been fun for her. We all know that Pi are square.

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    emptc12  almost 5 years ago

    They were mismatched from the start. He is Greek and of a transcendental nature. She’s a mere integer — even, to be sure — but a square and a square root. Bor-ing ! They basically exist on different planes. Oh, Euclid! Oh, Pythagorus! Oh, Dr. Matrix! Where are you all, to find the true meaning of existence?.Watch out, she might take up with Al Gebra or Al GorIthm, or Geo. Metry — three more stable and respectable concepts. Or better yet, “A” from all those story problems. “A” seems always the most virile and capable of the A, B, and C triad. (See the Stephen Leacock story, “A, B, and C: THE HUMAN ELEMENT IN MATHEMATICS.”)

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    hippogriff  almost 5 years ago

    simpsonfan2: You only gave half the quote, the rest is “cornbread are square.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    But…but they’re the same! http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1290616506315.jpg

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    danlarios  almost 5 years ago

    this could go on forever?????????

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    WifesWrath  almost 5 years ago

    That’s not an equal sign. It’s a picture of his twin hyphen boys.

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    cleokaya  almost 5 years ago

    And she isn’t interested in four play.

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    XianProf  almost 5 years ago

    Even the root of her argument is rational.

    {Cue comments about the rationality of women.}

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    deftonedguy  almost 5 years ago

    A sine of divorce? She was 4th on his list, anyway.

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    susan  almost 5 years ago

    i says to pi, “Be rational!”Pi says to i, “Get real!”

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    annamargaret1866  almost 5 years ago

    22 over 7. :-)

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    Jan Liron  almost 5 years ago

    Just Brilliant! And I love everyone’s punny comments!

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    jack fairbanks  almost 5 years ago

    counselor seems a bit divisive. corn bread are square!

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 5 years ago

    she should have married his brother Shephard.

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    Packratjohn GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    Oh, and did I mention his imaginary friends?

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    99catsinabox  almost 5 years ago

    They’re kids must go on and on as well

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