The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 3 months ago

    Bit of a misunderstanding on Mom’s part…

  2. mjm313

    mjm313 said, 3 months ago

    As they continue to decline in numbers, we are reminded that ‘cheetahs never prosper’.

  3. win

    win said, 3 months ago

    “Slow cheetah come, it’s so euphoric…” – Red Hot Chili Peppers

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, 3 months ago

    @margueritem

    Bit of a misunderstanding on Mom’s part…

    Maybe she understands all too well. Maybe Floyd is not the father and she’s trying to change the subject.

  5. MPeters

    MPeters said, 3 months ago

    One consolation with that grade; he’s obviously not cheeting. (misspelling intended.)

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    ‘Cheetahs never prosper’… Lion King joke.

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

    Kenny’s doing just under 15.6 miles per hour. Top speed for a cheetah is around 65 miles per hour.

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 3 months ago

    My son once got his name in the newspaper for finishing third in the 200 yard high hurtles.

    A friend at work posted the results on the bulletin board and I received many congratulatory slaps on the back.

    What I didn’t tell them was that there were only three runners in the race.

  9. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 3 months ago

    He THOUGHT the leopard down the way was being awfully friendly!

  10. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 3 months ago

    I love it when a woman digs her claws into my back.

  11. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 3 months ago

    Their sons name is Chester and he seems to being doing quite well for himself.

  12. jreckard

    jreckard said, 3 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    Floyd’s tickled pink.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Yes it is called lying by omission.

  14. prrdh

    prrdh said, 3 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Reminds me of a story about a two-man race between an American and a Soviet. Pravda reported the results as, “The Soviet hero came in second, while the Yankee imperialist was second from last”.

  15. prrdh

    prrdh said, 3 months ago

    I have doubts about the coach being a cheetah, too: where are his claws? Unlike any other felid, a cheetah’s aren’t retractable.

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