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   Linguist said, 3 months ago

   I told my grandson, in no uncertain terms, why I was way too young to be a great-grandfather !
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   somebodyshort said, 3 months ago

   @Linguist

   My father is a great-grandfather. I think he enjoys it
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   Linguist said, 3 months ago

   @somebodyshort

   I’m having an hard enough time dealing with the fact that my oldest is turning 50 and the youngest 40 ! Especially, since I’m only 39 !!!!
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   Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

   @Linguist

   Why would you object to being told you were:
   “A great grandfather!!?” (please note the lack of the hyphen)
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   poppy1313 said, 3 months ago

   @Linguist

   I am with you on that !!
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   From his looks, shouldn’t it be Buz?
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   Rockngolfer said, 3 months ago

   A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
   ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
   ‘Yep!’
   ‘Do I know her?’
   ‘Nope!’
   ‘This woman, is she good looking?’
   ‘Not really.’
   ‘Is she a good cook?’
   ‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’
   ‘Does she have lots of money?’
   ‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
   ‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’
   ‘I don’t know.’
   ‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
   ‘Because she can still drive!’
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

   There’s snow on his roof, but is there still fire in his furnace?
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   JoeCoolLives said, 3 months ago

   @Linguist

   Whoa, Mr. Benny!
   I thought you an’ I both died decades ago…
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago

    and they’ll all be born 45 years old.
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    camapa233 said, 3 months ago

    I am so thrilled to be on the Planet of Valentines with Penny. We read 7 of the same comic strips. Yipeee.
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    david_42 said, 3 months ago

    Not a concern. No kids, no grandkids, no greats.
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    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Just needs some extra coal now and then…
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    Omnius said, 3 months ago

    Reminds me of the news headline today about Steve Martin becoming a Dad for the first time at age 67. What an idiot! He certainly played an impractical joke on himself, his wife and his soon to be child. Yeah he’ll have to live to 85 just to see his kid graduate from high school. He’ll have to deal with a teenage kid when he’s in his 80’s.
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    CAtransplant said, 3 months ago

    @Omnius

    I’m guessing he didn’t agree to make the kid for his own gratification. Uh, you know what I mean. Plus, an 80 year old Steve Martin will still probably be pretty capable of dealing with a teenager.
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