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   Linguist said, 3 months ago

   I hope it’s Mr.Flatley !
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   dukedoug said, 3 months ago

   Like the tap dancer who fell in the sink and hurt himself.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   Or the go-go dancer who bumped herself off.
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   capnLaz said, 3 months ago

   Or the plastic surgeon who hung himself.
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   gmartin997 said, 3 months ago

   Michael Flately drowned? OMG the Lord of the Dance is dead.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

   I’d prefer “Man Bites Dog at Frankfurter Stand” or “Big Robbery: Two Clothespins Hold Up a Pillowcase”.
   (Thank you, Max Fleischer!)
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   TaxGeek said, 3 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   Encyclopedia Brown was once asked to solve a pillow case.
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   PICTO said, 3 months ago

   @gmartin997

   “Michael Flately drowned? OMG the Lord of the Dance is dead.”
   Are they going to play Taps at his funeral?
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   Started out as Riverdance on ice; then the sun came out.
10. 

    Guard SGT said, 3 months ago

    The usurper caught red handed accidentally telling the truth!

    With Barry, lies are now “dog bites man” stories.
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    JoeCoolLives said, 3 months ago

    Ding Dong, th’ dance is dead…
    Which ol’ dance? – The Riverdance!
    Ding Dong, th’ Riverdance is dead…
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    DavidGBA said, 3 months ago

    Where will Celtic Cloggers go?
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    oldman2013 said, 3 months ago

    by by mis American pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
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    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    @oldman2013

    That IS a classic…
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    prrdh said, 3 months ago

    @DavidGBA

    They’re fleeing the Roto Rooters.
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