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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
Sep 23, 2013
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deleted birds
not to birdwatchers. the following birds are no longer recognized by the audubon society. please adjust your life list accordingly. thank you.

eastern pottymouthed snark
assails bird-watchers with crude insults & profanity. call-"get a life you what're you lookin' at take your binoculars and ."

great downy oftmolt
difficult to actually see as it's often surrounded by a suffocating cloud of feathers. call - "cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough."

flightless grouse
plods up and down the eastern u.s. whining the whole damn time. call - "ow ow ow ow my feet hurt my feet hurt ow ow ow ow."

unmitigated gull
this is show-offy little creep. call - "look at this plumage! great, huh? you guys from national geographic? how about a picture? you wanna see my mating dance?"

commonplace dullard
no distinguishing marks of any kind, really. hangs around with other, cooler birds who wish it wouldn't. call - "hey wait up wait up c'mon guys wait up."
Sep 30, 2013
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    simpsonfan2  over 4 years ago

    No Norwegian Blue?

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    Three Steps Over Japan  over 4 years ago

    I know you are, but what am I?

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Shucks! Those were the next birds on my list!

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    JP Steve  over 4 years ago

    “Oh remember my darlingWhen spring is in the airAnd the bald headed birdsAre whisp’ring ev’rywhereYou can see them walkingSouthward in their dirty underwearThat’s Tennessee Bird walk”

    source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/j/jackblanchardmistymorganlyrics/tennesseebirdwalklyrics.html

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    finnygirl GC Insider over 4 years ago

    Great comic today, love the birds! And applause for JP Steve for one of my favorite songs, the Tennessee Birdwalk!

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    John Glynn GC Insider over 4 years ago

    Richard Thompson delights my senses!

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