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Sep 26, 2013
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what's the right band instrument for you?

guy: ow
the sousaphone
try handling this thing in a stiff breeze without incurring a major mal-occlusion. it's a regular orthodontist's delight. avoid this one.

the viola
the most ill-tempered member of the notor-ious string family. currently under indictment for ar-ranging a hit on the woodwind family.
viola: tonight the bassoon sleeps with the fishes.
cello: right, boss.

the glockenspiel
about as musical as a baby's toy. you might as well just jingle the loose change in your pants pocket.
dinky dinky dink dinkadink dink dink dinkydi dinky dink
kid: stop.
Oct 3, 2013
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