Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson

Richard's Poor Almanac

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 3 years ago

    You know what would work even better? Pull all the tables and chairs from the audience floor, and set up a free bar in the lobby of a hotel across the street. No audience, and there’s no one to impress with long speeches.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Have a trap door at the stage set to open after a certain length of time. It leads to a pit full of reality TV stars.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    In an Oscar Tribute to Tradition, just give him the old vaudeville hook!

  4. Ermine Notyours

    Ermine Notyours said, over 3 years ago

    Getting up and going to the bathroom during these parts of the show works for me.

  5. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    “Pull all the tables and chairs from the audience floor, and set up a free bar in the lobby of a hotel across the street.”


    If they’d just put a bar in their own auditorium, at least the speeches would be more entertaining. It works for the Golden Globes.

  6. 6turtle9

    6turtle9 said, over 3 years ago

    Better yet, turn off the T.V.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    So he thanks Grod the Super Gorilla from DC comics.

  8. gilda92

    gilda92 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Aw Gee! I don’t have TV and no one invited me over to see the AAs. Sob.

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