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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 3 months ago

   You know what would work even better? Pull all the tables and chairs from the audience floor, and set up a free bar in the lobby of a hotel across the street. No audience, and there’s no one to impress with long speeches.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 3 months ago

   Have a trap door at the stage set to open after a certain length of time. It leads to a pit full of reality TV stars.
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   Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

   In an Oscar Tribute to Tradition, just give him the old vaudeville hook!
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   Justjoan47 said, 3 months ago

   So needed! Any of the above.
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   ArthurAllen said, 3 months ago

   Getting up and going to the bathroom during these parts of the show works for me.
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   fritzoid said, 3 months ago

   @Three Steps Over Japan

   “Pull all the tables and chairs from the audience floor, and set up a free bar in the lobby of a hotel across the street.”
   

   
   If they’d just put a bar in their own auditorium, at least the speeches would be more entertaining. It works for the Golden Globes.
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   6turtle9 said, 3 months ago

   Better yet, turn off the T.V.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

   So he thanks Grod the Super Gorilla from DC comics.
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   gilda92 said, 3 months ago

   Aw Gee! I don’t have TV and no one invited me over to see the AAs. Sob.
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    capnLaz said, 3 months ago

    Lucky you!
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